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I hope that the below Funny Text jokes will bring your the day to a happy one. Enjoy this batch of Funny Text Jokes.

GOD AND ADAM
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That’s wonderful Lord, and I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

THE POPE
After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo,
(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing
on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver,’ Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’

‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, ‘they never let me drive
at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I’m Pope, I’d really
like to drive today.’
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Text Message 251. There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Text Message 252. If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’ them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…

Text Message 253. Cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you

Text Message 254. There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay With Me…

Text Message 255. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says…that you are the best !!!

Text Message 256. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!

Text Message 257. Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.

Text Message 258. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart

Text Message 259. May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Text Message 260. A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
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Text Message 201. Here’s a smile for me to you, just in case you’re feeling blue, you ought to know someone’s thinking of you, so smile for me, let the sun shine through, for there’s someone here caring for you.

Text Message 202. I may not have shown you the real love in the way that you wanted to, but I am more happy to love you in the way I understood what love is.

Text Message 203. If there are times you are afraid, times you are confused, times you feel uneasy, imes you feel alone, times you start to cry and times you stop to love, don’t worry you still have me.

Text Message 204. When a young man complains that a young woman has no heart, it is pretty sure sign that she has his.

Text Message 205. When the eagle forget how to ply, and it’s 20 degrees below in July, and when the violets turn red and roses turn blue, I’ll still be in love with you.

Text Message 206. A friend is not always the person who tells you nice things. Often the one who cares enough to tell you the truth even if it hurts. He is the one that cares most.

Text Message 207. A true friend is to treasure, to love, to pamper, and to cherish because nothing makes life any sweeter than a friend who never fails to remember.

Text Message 208. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, am hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to really forget someone you have grown to love.

Text Message 208. It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

Text Message 209. Once again i find myself trying to be okay with the fact that we are just friends, but then you grab my hand and well I’m not okay, I’m floating.

Text Message 210. Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the eyes of those who don’t believe in romance.
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Text Message 161. I have been through with love. With all the hurt and all pain. But then here you come just one another day… a smile, a hug, a word, a call… am i climbing up just to fall?

Text Message 162. Don’t let me walk alone, I want to walk by your side. Don’t let me talk to someone else, it’s you I want to talk with. Don’t let me fall for someone else, it’s you I fell in love with.

Text Message 163. If someones comes into your life and became a part of you but for some reasons he couldn’t stay, don’t cry too much. Just be glad that you’re paths crossed and made you happy even for a while.

Text Message 164. I can’t tell you I love you, I can’t tell you my feelings, but i know their rally there. I can’t tell I want you because i want you to stay. If I tell you mu emotions, you might go away.

Text Message 165. Choose to see the good side of every person in your life and You’ll never run out of blessings to count. Let love embrace your life as GOD loves you.

Text Message 166. Don’ forget to share your time with JESUS because he never hesitated sharing his life for us.

Text Message 167. If ever you find i hard to sleep tonight don’t count the sheep instead talk to the shepherd. Lay your burden to HIM and nothing will disturb you. Good Night.Ü

Text Message 168. With a morning that’s warm and bright, may you be blessed with the rays of delights, may danger ever out of sight and may your day simply work out right.

Text Message 169. Trusting GOD in everything is the softest pillow on which to rest and the hardest rock on which to stand. GOD is good all the time.

Text Message 170. Walking with GOD is the best adventure. Finding GOD is the best achievement and having GOD as companion is the best source of happiness. Good Morning..Ü
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Inspirational Quotes and Insights for Leaders Collections are summarized below for Leaders out there. This bunch of quotations will surely feed your brain of what is leaders really made of.

Leadership is influence - John Maxwell

Character is power - Booker T. Washington

Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance for our own purposes, nor to make a great show in the world, nor a name. There is but one just use of power, and it is to serve people. - George Bush

Failure can be divided into whose who thought and never did and those who did and never thought. - Reverend W.A. Nance

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John Maxwell

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren Bennis

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace Murray Hopper
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Text Message 131. A Kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature , to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Text Message 132. If luvin’ was against the law, and kissin’ was a crime, I would gladly spend my life with you, in prison doin’ them.

Text Message 133. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away. Have a good day…Ü

Text Message 134. Words don’t have power over you unless, the person who said them means a lot to you. Good PM.

Text Message 135. GOD planted a SEED of faith in your hearts, all we have to do is water it with prayers, fertilize it with words of GOD and cultivate it with lots of love…Ü

Text Message 136. Each moment of our life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which you will never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful….

Text Message 137. GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive.

Text Message 138. A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish you an optimistic life..

Text Message 139. GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….

Text Message 140. In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes you PLAN for life and your reason for living.
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Text Message 101. I believe that GOD above created you for me to love, he picked you out from all the rest, because HE knew I would love you the best.

Text Message 102. Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you, Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side, Whenever you need someone to love.. I will always be there for you to have.

Text Message 103. When all the season will be dry, when all the bird leave the sky, when all friends say u good bye, you will found me there to say hi.

Text Message 104. The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without you!

Text Message 105. God has a ground for every stalk of grass, a reason for every event in life, a plan for every path of man, with God’s plan, everything will be just fine.

Text Message 106. Nothing in life makes us grow more than the way we respond to challenges.. so don’t be afraid to encounter risks for it by taking chances that we learn how to be BRAVE.

Text Message 107. Live your life with so much love in your heart that if by mistake, you were sent to hell, the devil himself would deliver you up to heaven!

Text Message 108. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So love the people who treat u right, forget about the ones who don’t and believe that everything happens for a reason. Know a good thing when you see it, and don’t let it slip away. If you get a chance, take it. If love changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just said it would be worth…

Text Message 109. God isn’t far away. He is in every smile, in every thought that gives us hope. In every tear that waters our soul and in every moment we feel alone..

Text Message 110. We ran to reach our dreams so fast and sometimes we fall on the ground. But don’t be desperate because the most successful people in this tricky world are those with wounded knees…
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Text Message 51. Let me love you from this on, till the walls of forever come crashing down around us, and even after that.

Text Message 52. While i was walking, i stopped for a while and thought of things I don’t have in my life but i suddenly realized I have you and I feel complete.

Text Message 53. We came together underneath the stars above, what started out as liking soon turned into love. I sensed a certain something, that in my heart was true, I knew I waited all my life to fall in love with you.

Text Message 54. Friend test: Once you receive this a. text back if you like me b. miss call if you care c. call if you love me d. text back joke if you’re a friend e. do nothing if you really hate me… ok game!

Text Message 55. Friendship is a special king of love, more than endless, more than true. When friends apart ways, no matter the distance, except them keep coming back to you.

Text Message 56. Friends are like computer that save you in trouble, enter good advices, emails an inspirational thought, delete bad mood, monitor problems. That’s me.

Text Message 57. Among your friends i care for you the most. Among your friends I love you the most. Among your friends you hurt me the most because I know that’s all I am to you, among your friends.

Text Message 58. It hurts to see the one you love walk away, but what really hurts the most is when they left you believe that they loved you but they really never did.

Text Message 59. I hate to smile just to pretend I am not hurt. I hate to giggle to show I’ll be okay. I hate to laugh if after I cry. I still love you and you’ve said goodbye.

Text Message 60. Friendship is one of the hardest things to keep because somewhere in the middle a new friend may come. But i hope that you will keep me in your heart even if someone new has come.
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Text Message 21. Every message you sent is embedded in my heart. Every word you say touched my soul. We don’t get to see each other but hear inside of me we’ll always be good friends.

Text Message 22. I am happy. I am glad. I am thankful. I am contented. All for just two reasons.. GOD is there and you are my friend.

Text Message 23. Do you know that even if we got lost in a huge crowd, I would still know your smile, your voice, your eyes? I would still find my way to you. Do you know why? I guess when you care for someone, you just simply know.

Text Message 24. May JESUS at this very hour bring you something special. A thought that makes you smile, a smile that warms your heart, and a heart that holds much happiness inside.

Text Message 25. I am drunk in my desire but I love that way you smile at me. I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near. Sarah McLachlan

Text Message 26. What if someone tells you this: “I don’t believe in courtship, it’s just a waste of time. If i love the person, I’ll tell her right away. But for you, I’ll make an exception just love me now and I’ll court you forever.”

Text Message 27. A heart is a small place where many people can dwell. Want to visit the place? Here’s my heart, open it and you will see that you’ve got a big place inside me.

Text Message 28. When i find the true person that sees what I am, all heart from head to toe, then i know that guy is for me.

Text Message 29. Prayer is an open line to heaven. No card to use, no low batt problem, no error, no charging, good signal and all messages sent… so i asked him to watch over my little angel.

Text Message 30. Eyes that long to see you, ears that listen to hear you, lips that yearn to kiss you, a heart that beats to love you, arms that ache to ache to hold you, hands that need to touch you, a body that lives to fulfill you, a spirit that dies without you.

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Text Message 11. What is life without someone to love? What is love without someone to love? What is sharing without someone to care? What is caring without a friend? What is a friend without out you?

Text Message 12. When I open my eyes to see the sunrise, i think of you. When I look to the night sky & see the sparkle like in your eyes, I think of you. When I’m old and near death, I draw my last breath and I will think of you.

Text Message 13. If one day you turn to ask me if I’ll love you till the end, then I’m afraid I’m gonna have to say no because i know in my heart that I’ll be loving you forever.

Text Message 14. I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for, he said, “one that will make you my wife.”

Text Message 15. Love isn’t a reservoir. You’ll never drain it dry. It’s much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger, deeper and clearer it becomes. - Eddi Cantor

Text Message 16. There are only five things a person needs to be happy. Some work, some fun, some food, some sun and someone. Someone like you for a friend.

Text Message 17. There will be no good byes for us. Just a promise that… no matter what happens, we will always be together, the best of friends, you and me.

Text Message 18. I kept thinking of what sweet messages I could give you but I couldn’t think of any. Hope this simple hi would let you smile and let you know that I love you.

Text Message 19. If Love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

Text Message 20. If i wasn’t able to text you right away, just think the message was delayed. If I wasn’t able to text you always, just think I’m busy but don’t think I had forgotten you because it would never happen.